Some interesting future draft picks
Whilst everyone is wondering who the Bucs might take with the 4th overall selection in April's draft, BUCPOWER.COM has found a list of seven of the most sought-after potential undrafted free agents. So if the Bucs take any of these seven, remember where you heard about them first.
Wayfron P. Jackson
WR, 6-6, 215, Texas A&M
Hottest prospect from Texas in the last ten years. Loves rap music. Will demand a mini cassette in his helmet. Currently holds world record for the most "you knows" during an interview (62 in one minute). Wayfron can print his complete name.
Cletis Quinticious Jenkins
RB, 6-3, 220, Arkansas.
Set state scoring record out of Triton High School, Dunn, N.C. Also led the state in burglaries, but has only nine convictions. He has been clocked at 4.2 seconds in the 40 yard dash with a 19" TV under each arm.
Roosevelt "Dude" Dansell
RB, 6-1, 195, Texas Tech.
From Tyler, Texas. Has processed hair and imitates Billy Dee Williams very well. Before he signed his letter of intent, he wanted the school to change colors to chartreuse and pink. Listed his church preference as "red brick."
Woodrow Lee Washington
T, 6-8, 310, Oklahoma.
From a 4th generation welfare family. At 19 he's the oldest of 21 children. Mother claims Woodrow and child number nine have same father. He has a manslaughter trial pending but feels he will be found innocent because: "The dude said something bad 'bout my Momma." On his entrance form, he listed his I.Q. as 20-20.
Willie "Night Train" Smith
QB, 6-4, 225, Nebraska.
Born on an Amtrak train. Birth certificate indicates he is 27 years old. Thinks the "N" on Nebraska's helmets stands for "Knowledge," but still met this school's stringent entrance requirements. Insists on wearing number 12 jersey since it matches his score on his College Entrance Exam.
Tyrone "Python" Peoples
WR, 6-2, 228, Miami.
6'10", 228 lbs. Wide Receiver
Has a pending paternity suit and two rape trials, but hopes none of his other nine victims will file charges. Likes wild women and red Cadillacs. Thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Telephone Company.
Abdul Hasheen Abba Ali
G, 6-3, 305, LSU.
Played high school ball under the name Sylvester LeRoy Jones until he discovered religion. Abdul thinks Sherlock Holmes is a housing project in Jacksonville. Doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear." (Doesn't know the meaning of many other words, either.)