A List of Lists Amazingly enough, after events in the Borough of Trafford, just outside Manchester, this past week I am not feeling top of the pops. I’ve taken mild satisfaction when asked by friends/family if I’m OK these past 48 hours by replying, “No, actually I’m not.” Truth is I’m in an absolutely foul mood and reserve the right to be so for the foreseeable future. With little happening in the NFL, for my final column of the year I’d knock together a few subject lists, which being self-explanatory will easily get across my own slightly warped opinion on several random subject matters. So sit back, have a laugh and feel free to disagree with the topics and results listed below; enjoy the Super Bowl and then the looooooong off-season. The Five Best Players On The Bucs Roster 1) Josh Freeman 2) Aqib Talib 3) Tanard Jackson 4) Jeff Faine 5) Davin Joseph Five NFL Players Worth The Entrance Fee Alone 1) Peyton Manning 2) Reggie Bush 3) Chris Johnson 4) Darrelle Revis 5) Aaron Rodgers My Five Favourite US TV Shows of All Time 1) CSI New York 2) NYPD Blue 3) Cheers 4) Sex and The City 5) LA Law Five NFL Players Who Make Me Puke 1) Brett Favre 2) Terrell Owens 3) Philip Rivers 4) Darnell Dockett 5) Jeremy Shockey My Five Favourite Buccaneer Players of All Time 1) Derrick Brooks 2) Ervin Randle 3) James Wilder 4) Warren Sapp 5) Mike Alstott The Five Best Stadiums I’ve Been to in the USA 1) Shea Stadium (shoot me, I’m a Mets fan) 2) The Rose Bowl 3) The Georgia Dome 4) Yankee Stadium (old one) 5) Comiskey Park The Six Sports Teams I live and Die With 1) Manchester City 2) Tampa Bay Buccaneers 3) New York Mets 4) Glasgow Rangers 5) New York Knicks 6) Michigan University The Six Sports Teams I absolutely Detest 1) Manchester United 2) Glasgow Celtic 3) New York Yankees 4) Carolina Panthers 5) New England Patriots 6) Notre Dame University My Three Favourite NFL Analysts 1) Troy Aikman 2) Brian Billick 3) Chris Collinsworth Five Guys Who’s Columns I Read Without Fail 1) Peter King 2) Matthew Berry 3) Denis Crawford 4) Rick “Snake” Arnold 5) Tom Verducci The Ten Websites I Visit The Most 1) mancityfans.net 2) bucpower.com 3) metsblog.com 4) espn.com 5) cnnsi.com 6) twitter.com 7) pigskinaddiction.com 8) Youtube.com 9) Theamc.co.uk (shameless plug) 10) Bucsukffl.co.uk Five Blokes That Make Me Laugh 1) Russell Howard 2) Frankie Boyle 3) Jason Manford 4) Steve Coogan 5) Michael McIntyre Emperor’s New Clothes Time … 5 People I find as Funny as a Visit to the Dentist 1) Ricky Gervais 2) Lee Evans 3) Jo Brand 4) Graham Norton 5) Russell Brand The Five Must Have Players for your Fantasy Team in 2010 1) Chris Johnson 2) Aaron Rodgers 3) Adrian Peterson 4) Andre Johnson 5) Drew Brees Go figure …. Some Random Numbers to Finish It All Off 2 – Projected Number of Wins The Bucs will have in 2010 7 – Number of Seasons since the Bucs had a play-off win 31 – Number of NFL Head Coaches I’d rather have than Raheem Morris 33 – Years I’ve had a season Ticket to watch Manchester City 34 – Years since City won a meaningful trophy 55 – Jersey Number that should already be Retired by the Bucs 64 – Score I shot the last time I played golf … sadly on a Nine Hole Course 69 – Number of Women allegedly bedded by Tiger Woods over the past 5 years 2012 – Likely Next Bucs Winning Season